The glittery vampire and shirtless werewolf infestation in the Pacific Northwest could be solved by two brothers in a big, black car.
So you used to like douchey vampires covered in body glitter. Or maybe you were more into werewolves who were allergic to wearing shirts. We get it, and we don’t judge. But we didn’t drive all this way to make nice with evil. We blast it back to hell. Decapitation, fire, holy water, salt, silver bullets. Hell, we’ve got all that and more in the trunk. Give us a day or two and the monsters will just be an embarrassing memory. We’ll even take you for a spin if you want, but just remember: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his or her cake hole.
Jamie Chambers offers the winning team with this t-shirt. Wear it to show you prefer your rock classic, your cars black, and your monsters dead.
Notes: Previews are examples of color only, not exact cut/style of the final shirt. Shirts take 3-5 weeks for delivery, except black shirts which take 4-6 weeks.
Men’s Shirts – Fabric & Size
These shirts are relaxed-fit, 100% cotton are six-ounce knit fabric. They are sturdy t-shirts appropriate for any body type. It is double-needle tailored to retain shape after multiple washings and does not have hanging neck-tag.
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Women’s Shirts – Fabric & Size
Our ladies’ shirts are 100% ringspun cotton that’s a middle-ground between the boxy look of a men’s t-shirt and a more tightly-fitting fashion tee. This shirt is relaxed fit with a natural drape with a set-in ribbed knit collar and shorter sleeves, and has a subtle feminine flair and the comfort of no hanging neck-tag.