Old Spice Must Flow


Jamie Chambers and Joie Brown bring you this mind-expanding shirt. One who controls the old spice will control the universe!


Product Description

I must not stink. Stink is the nose-killer. Stink is the little-breath that brings total humiliation …

Hello, ladies, look at your baron, now back to me, now back at your baron, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped persecuting desert nomads and switched to Spice, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a harvester with the man your baron could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s crysknife that could be used on that baron you hate. Look again, the crysknife is now melange. Anything is possible when your leader uses Spice. I’m on a worm.

Jamie Chambers and Joie Brown bring you this mind-expanding shirt. Wear it to show your house allegiance or declare to the world you smell so great it will blow minds.

Notes: Previews are examples of color only, not exact cut/style of the final shirt. Shirts take 3-5 weeks for delivery, except black shirts which take 4-6 weeks.

Men’s Shirts – Fabric & Size

These shirts are relaxed-fit, 100% cotton are six-ounce knit fabric. They are sturdy t-shirts appropriate for any body type. It is double-needle tailored to retain shape after multiple washings and does not have hanging neck-tag.

S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 34-36″ 38-40″ 42-44″ 46-48″ 50-52″ 54-56″
Neck 14-14 ½” 15-15 ½” 16-16 ½” 16-16 ½” 17 ½ – 18″ 18-18 ½”
Sleeve 32-33″ 33-34″ 34-35″ 35-36″ 36-37″ 37-38″

Women’s Shirts – Fabric & Size

Our ladies’ shirts are 100% ringspun cotton that’s a middle-ground between the boxy look of a men’s t-shirt and a more tightly-fitting fashion tee. This shirt is relaxed fit with a natural drape with a set-in ribbed knit collar and shorter sleeves, and has a subtle feminine flair and the comfort of no hanging neck-tag.

  S M L XL 2X
USA Sizes 6-8 10-12 14-16 18-20 22
Bust 34-35″ 36-38″ 39-41″ 42-44″ 45-47″

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Additional Information

Weight 1 lbs

Men’s, Women’s Relaxed Fit


Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL


White, Pink, Ash, Sky Blue, Pale Yellow, Light Gray, Cream, Black, Red


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