Real gamers know how it’s done. Forget running around in the woods swatting pretend ogres with foam-covered PVC pipe. Forget sitting on a bean-bag chair with cramping thumbs while you fiddle with a controller in front of a 70″ plasma TV. Before any of that nonsense there were dragons in those dungeons and all we needed to slay them were dice we colored in with a white crayon and a handful of saddle-stitched booklets. We feasted upon pizza and quenched our thirst with the dew of the mountain itself. Real gamers do it on the table! As seen in the climax of the movie The Gamers: Hands of Fate worn by Cass (Brian Lewis), graphic artist Digger Hayes brings us a catchphrase by Jamie Chambers in a “Geek Vintage” style tee. Let the rest of the world know where you stand! Wear it to your next LARP or LAN party. Note on Delivery: Our garments are not kept in inventory, but digitally printed based on your order by our partner-vendor. Orders can take up to 6 weeks for processing and delivery (longer for international), though we try to minimize delays as much as possible. When your order has been processed we’ll provide you an estimated range of delivery, and we will provide tracking on all domestic orders. Please see the FAQ or contact us if you have any further questions!
Men’s Shirts – Fabric & Size
This tee is built from a hefty six-ounce 100% cotton jersey fabric for natural comfort. Durable double-needle tailoring makes this a solid tee. For additional shape retention, the neck and shoulders are fully fabric taped.
Women’s Relaxed Fit – Fabric & Size
Our relaxed fit women’s tees are made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton. With double needle tailoring throughout, the neck and shoulder seams are also taped for durability and stability and made with 6.1-ounce fabric and feature feminine style sleeves. (Note: Grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester.)
Women’s Fitted Tees – Fabric & Size
This super soft, 4.2 oz jersey knit tee is made of 100% single combed ring-spun cotton, soft to the touch and skin. This shirt highlights the contour of your body, and is built for a flattering fit. Our fitted tee features shoulder taping and longer length for comfort and coverage.
Women’s Baby Rib Tank – Fabric & Size
The Baby Rib Tank is made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton, the scoop neck is side-seamed with custom contoured fit that clings to the body. The supersoft fabric and the double needle hemmed bottom make this a first-choice tank.
Women’s Spaghetti Strap Dark Tank – Fabric & Size
Our spaghetti strap tank is premium ringspun and combed 4.5 ounce cotton combines with a flattering design to create this light summer tank. Softly shaped for a classic feminine fit, this attractive LAT tank features double-needle self binding on the 1/4″ spaghetti straps. Double-needle stitching finishes the hem. The label is easily removed if you prefer a tagless garment.
Youth Tees – Fabric & Size
Soft and durable, this tee can take all the punishment a kid can dish out. Made from a 100% cotton, six-ounce, jersey fabric, this hardy t-shirt features double-needle tailoring on the sleeve cuffs and bottom hem, and is cut “full body”, which means no pesky side seams.
Toddler Tees – Fabric & Size
Our toddler tees are made for sturdy comfort. This tough-but-tender tee is made from 5.3 oz. 100% pre-shrunk cotton. The coverseamed neck, sleeves, and hem are all double-needle stitched to endure your toddler’s wildest adventures.
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