Product Description

Avast, ye cheeselubbers! I claim this here fine piece o’ pumpkin in the name of Cap’n Rod the Jolly Ratter. One step closer and I’ll skewer you with me toothpick and send you sleep with the goldfish crackers. Arr!  This visual pun is brought to us by Lindsay Archer. Wear the Pie Rat and see how long it takes folks to “get it” or if they just like the cuteness! And remember that Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19th every year!

Notes: Previews are examples of color only, not exact cut/style of the final shirt. Shirts take 3-4 weeks for delivery.

Men’s Shirts – Fabric & Size

These shirts are relaxed-fit, 100% cotton are six-ounce knit fabric. They are sturdy t-shirts appropriate for any body type. It is double-needle tailored to retain shape after multiple washings and does not have hanging neck-tag.

Women’s Shirts – Fabric & Size

Our ladies’ shirts are 100% ringspun cotton that’s a middle-ground between the boxy look of a men’s t-shirt and a more tightly-fitting fashion tee. This shirt is relaxed fit with a natural drape with a set-in ribbed knit collar and shorter sleeves, and has a subtle feminine flair and the comfort of no hanging neck-tag.