Wholesome Howie

Wholesome Howie’s Tales for Tots

$20.00$27.00

He’s here to tell your small elder things adorable little stories  — “Wholesome Howie” by Ben Mund!

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Product Description

Howie Lovecraft teaches special children to explore the world … and devour it.

The author of The Very Hungry Cthulhupillar believes that every cephalopod and outer god should have storytime, and that their tales should give them a glimpse into the future. Whether it’s consuming a horde of summoning cultists or terrorizing a planet for centuries before ushering the end of days, little tykes should fill their dreamy little heads with fun! Be sure to also read The Murky Little Moon-Beast, The Little Mi-go That Could, and The Tawny, Scrawny Shoggoth.

Notes: Previews are examples of color only, not exact cut/style of the final shirt. Shirts take 2-3 weeks for delivery, except black shirts which take 3-4 weeks.

Men’s Shirts – Fabric & Size

These shirts are relaxed-fit, 100% cotton are six-ounce knit fabric. They are sturdy t-shirts appropriate for any body type. It is double-needle tailored to retain shape after multiple washings and does not have hanging neck-tag.

S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 34-36″ 38-40″ 42-44″ 46-48″ 50-52″ 54-56″
Neck 14-14 ½” 15-15 ½” 16-16 ½” 16-16 ½” 17 ½ – 18″ 18-18 ½”
Sleeve 32-33″ 33-34″ 34-35″ 35-36″ 36-37″ 37-38″

Women’s Shirts – Fabric & Size

Our ladies’ shirts are 100% ringspun cotton that’s a middle-ground between the boxy look of a men’s t-shirt and a more tightly-fitting fashion tee. This shirt is relaxed fit with a natural drape with a set-in ribbed knit collar and shorter sleeves, and has a subtle feminine flair and the comfort of no hanging neck-tag.

S M L XL 2X
USA Sizes 6-8 10-12 14-16 18-20 22
Bust 34-35″ 36-38″ 39-41″ 42-44″ 45-47″

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Additional Information

Weight 1 lbs
Style

Men’s, Women’s Relaxed Fit

Size

Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Color

White, Pink, Ash, Sky Blue, Pale Yellow, Light Gray, Cream, Black

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