Dapper Dragon: He’s a little bit steampunk … and a little bit sword & sorcery!
Contrary to popular belief, not all treasure is silver and gold. The Dapper Dragon by Lindsay Archer knows this better than anyone in all the land. Whilst the other dragons horde precious metals and rare gems, Dapper Dragon collects exquisite teas and fine china to host his Eternal Tea Party. Many a brave and foolish mortal have tried to impose themselves upon this phenomenon to apprehend the desirable goods (assuming due to stereotype that they would be gaining rubies and gold), but, in the end, become the party as to which the tea is served. Forever.
Available as a shirt (men’s and ladies cuts), tanks, hoodie, and coffee mug!