Another Day, Another Pornbot

I keep some of my chat programs open so I can easily speak with the people I’m working with on my projects. This, of course, means that I’m a potential victim for pornbots to try to trick me to join a subscription webcam site. Having been on the Internet since before it was even called that (and the days I was really proud of my 1200 baud dialup modem) I am not fooled by these scripted vixens. But sometimes I enjoy messing with them. I know there is no one to read my replies, but somehow it makes me feel better.

The following (NSFW) conversation took place about twenty minutes ago before the time of this posting. You’ve been warned, so read on if you dare! I’ve kept all screen names and websites exactly the same, so if you want to meet a new artificial friend or get your credit card charged stupid amounts of money, by all means. Guess the Internet really is for porn.

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blissful.charm hiii mister

jamie1km hi?

blissful.charm whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female…you?

jamie1km Oh hi robot.

blissful.charm im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online especially via webcam, do you webcam?

jamie1km Right now I’m contemplating throwing myself out of this window. Want me to set up my cam so you can watch?

blissful.charm ahhh ok are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much!

jamie1km Yes, my dating and porn website subscription fees cost me my marriage and children, drove me into bankruptcy, and left me homeless. I have only the clothes on my back, this laptop, and stolen wifi.

blissful.charm
well, i am a true “autagonistophiliac” which means I have a fetish for being on camera you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used AlertCrush?

jamie1km Oh yeah? I’m a formicophiliac (you can google it), which means that nothing gets me going more than bugs crawling on my junk. Wanna watch?

blissful.charm its a site that allows you to see me while we chat, basically like a one person free video stream ..i like it cause they give you a unique page, my link iswww.livecampanion.com just click on my streaming video so that you can type to me

jamie1km AFK for a few. I have to chase down a few stray beetles. They double as lunch.

blissful.charm yea you have to make an account to be able to talk to me on there, and im about to sign off yahoo cause its LAME compared to the free video sites, PLUS you can watch me be naughty

jamie1km If you sign off I’m gonna jump. I swear.

blissful.charm lol, im a little bit of a freak so I just love to know im being watched when i masturbate…if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I’M the one with the fetish remember LOL

jamie1km Stay and I’ll show you by junk-bug collection. The ones I haven’t eaten anyway.

blissful.charm the quality is awesome you do enjoy webcam convos with a dirty girl right? lol!

jamie1km Thanks! I call this one “Bitey.”

blissful.charm hehe, did you join yet?

jamie1km No, all my credit cards were cancelled and the loansharks are looking for me.

blissful.charm its free through this site they just require cc for age verification babe..and once your in you can fulfill my dirty desires to lick my fingers and put them in my pussy in front of people

jamie1km While you’re doing that, I’m going to set my six-legged lovers free and leap out this window toward freedom.

blissful.charm yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the Join button on the top right of the page, its 100% free to join

jamie1km I DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT MY LIFE IS AN EMPTY SHELL AND A HOLLOW LIE. GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD.

blissful.charm Sorry babe you have to put in a vaild cc number so they know ur not a kid.. kidz r not allowed

jamie1km my children do not even speak to me anymore …

blissful.charm i’m stepping away from yahoo come talk to me in the chat, if you need my link again itswww.livecampanion.com

jamie1km FREEEEEEeeeeeeeeddddddooooooooooom!!!!

blissful.charm k

jamie1km *CRUNCH*

blissful.charm are u in babe??

jamie1km

blissful.charm k


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